I had a very interesting run in with a substitute science teacher about a week ago. During my science class this teacher told us that she had a pet DoDo bird, or at least that she saw DoDo birds and talked to them. Then several minutes later she told our class that she was going to the grocery store! She left the loudest craziest girls in charge and the class went wild. When she came back she said she was going to the bathroom. She came back fiften minutes later and told us that she had to put on her lipstick. When our real science teacher returned, she told us that if there had been a fire drill while the sub was at the grocery store we should have run around screaming and made sure that that sub never subbed again. Anyway that's the story of our lunatic substitute who talks to DoDo birds.
